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“Only In My Dreams”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Only in America” By: Brooks&Dunn)

 

Sun comin' up over New York City

Rascal Flatts in another traffic jam

Starin' at their faces in my rear view mirror

Lookin' at the guys on their tour bus

I can only dream of meeting their fame

They don’t have trouble paying the rent

They won’t end up goin' to prison

Cuz they’re too gosh darn sweet

 

Only in my dreams

Dreamin' of Gary, Jay, and Joe

Only in my dreams

Where I dream as big as I want to

I always get a chance to ask,

“Joe can I have this dance?”

Only in my dreams

 

Sun goin' down on an L.A. freeway

Me and Joe Don in our Chevrolet

A welder's son and a mailer's daughter

All we want is everything

I came out here to be an actress

He played the guitar in a band

We just might go back to Oklahoma

And talk about the stars we could have been

 

Only in my dreams

Dreamin' of Gary, Jay, and Joe

Only in my dreams

Where I dream as big as I want to

I always get a chance to ask,

“Joe can I have this dance?”

Only in my dreams

 

Yeah, I always get the chance

Long slow beautiful dance

Only in my dreams

Yeah, in my dreams!

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Obsessed For Ever and Ever, Amen”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Forever and Ever, Amen” By: Randy Travis)

 

You may think that I'm talking foolish
You heard that I'm wild and I'm free
You may wonder why I obsess over them
This love that I feel for RF always will be
They’re not just time that I'm killing
I'm no longer one of those gals
As long as I live, this love that I give
Is gonna be theirs until the day that I die

I'm gonna be obsessed forever
Forever and ever, Amen
As long as Rascal Flatts sing and dance on that stage
As long as us fans fight over front row tickets
If you wonder how long I'll be obsessed
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna be obsessed forever and ever
forever and ever, amen


They say ‘sit back, relax, enjoy the Flatts’
That made this young girl obsess even more
Well honey I do care, when Rascal’s are on TV
And if it is just for a moment, I'd watch the whole thing anyway
They say time can play tricks on your memory
Make people forget things they knew
Well it's easy to see, it is happening to me
I've already forgotten, every band but them

I'm gonna be obsessed forever
Forever and ever, Amen
As long as Rascal Flatts sing and dance on that stage
As long as us fans fight over front row tickets
If you wonder how long I'll be obsessed
I’ll be happy to tell you again
I'm gonna be obsessed forever and ever
forever and ever
forever and ever
forever and ever, - Amen

 

*~*~*~*

 

“Prayin’ For Rascals”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Prayin’ For Daylight” By Rascal Flatts…DUH!! lol)

 

I don’t wanna spend another Rascal-less night,

Oooo, Oooo, Oooo

 

I’ve got the lights turned up,

The door is locked,

CMT is what the bedroom’s TVs on.

Doin’ the only thing that gets me through,

The night since I’ve bought these concert tickets.

 

Prayin for Rascals,

Waiting for that opening song,

So I can act like this is never gonna end.

Joe Don, come back to me,

I swear I’ll sing every word.

Don’t make me spend another Rascal-less night,

Prayin’ for Rascals.

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

 

I made a bad miscalculation,

Betting this concert would never end.

‘Cause if you’re getting on the bus to that next stage,

Then where does that leave me?

 

Prayin for Rascals,

Waiting for that opening song,

So I can act like this is never gonna end.

Gary, come back to me,

I swear I’ll sing every word.

Don’t make me spend another Rascal-less night,

Prayin’ for Rascals.

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

 

Prayin’ for Rascals.

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

 

Prayin’ for Rascals,

Hoping that I didn’t wait too long,

(I didn’t wait too long,)

That the tickets for this week will still be on sale.

  

Deep in my heart,

I know that you love me,

As much as I love you.

(Ya know I love ya, Rascals.)

And that you must be lyin’ somewhere,

Waiting to come back to Ohio too.

 

Prayin for Rascals,

Waiting for that opening song,

So I can act like this is never gonna end.

Jay, come back to me,

I swear I’ll sing every word.

Don’t make me spend another Rascal-less night,

Prayin’ for Rascals.

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

 

Prayin for Rascals,

Waiting for that opening song,

So I can act like this is never gonna end.

Flatts, come back to me,

I swear I’ll sing every word.

Don’t make me spend another Rascal-less night,

Prayin’ for Rascals.

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

 

Prayin’ for Rascals.

I don’t wanna spend another Rascal-less night,

I don’t wanna spend another Rascal-less night,

(Prayin’ for Rascals.)

Prayin’ for Rascals.

I don’t wanna spend another Rascal-less night,

Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo

Prayin’ for Rascals.

 

 

If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~