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“Here for the Rascals”
(Teri “RF Girl” Monahan)
(To the tune of “Here for the Party” By Gretchen Wilson) 
Well, I’m an obsessed Rascal Flatts fan
And proud to admit it!
They wear their jeans just right
And the hair and the gel make me come undone
I'm here for Jay, Gary, and Joe Don and their great songs
Gonna get a little crazy just because we can
 You know I'm here for the Rascals
And I ain't leaving till they stop singing
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me a hug
You know I'm here; I’m here for the Rascals 
I
                           may not be a ten, but them boys sure are the number one
And if they gave me half a chance
For a chance to meet ‘em you know I would
I've been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring out them cowboys and their Flatt-out awesome songs 
You know I'm here for the Rascals
And I ain't leaving till they stop singing
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me a hug
You know I'm here; I’m here for the Rascals 
Don't want no lip-singing,
Don’t give me nobody but them Rascal Flatts
Don't mind me if I start that Rascally talk 
You know I'm here for the Rascals
And I ain't leaving till they stop singing
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me a hug
You know I'm here; I’m here for the Rascals
 You know I'm here for the Rascals
And I ain't leaving till they stop singing
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me a hug
You know I'm here; I’m here for the Rascals-yeah
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“Here’s To You [Song for Rascal Flatts]”
By Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
[To the tune of “Here’s To You” by Rascal Flatts]
We got three in the front and four in the back of a
                           Civic
Camped out all night on the sidewalk just to get tickets
With our hands on the fence in the back by the buses and the limousines
Just to tell them thank you so much for everything, yeah everything
And we come from miles around
For that moment when the lights go out
And they sing...
For the girls in the front row screamin'
For the boys who one day want to be them
For lighters in the air, for you guys up there
You're the heart and soul and the reason we do what we do
Here's to you
There's a super tall blonde trying to sweet talk her
                           way back stage
Just to thank the guys for singin “I’m Movin’ On,” it helped her so
There’s fans jumpin and singin even way back in the lawn
And judging by the way we’re smiling I'd say we’ve not had enough
The guitars come alive
And you make us wanna stay all night
When you sing...
For the girls in the front row screamin'
For the boys who one day want to be them
For lighters in the air for you guys up there
You're the heart and soul and the reason we do what we do
Here's to you, here's to you…..

If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~