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Living In Rascal-Land

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of Kenny Chesney’s “Living in Fast Forward”)

The body's a temple, that's what we're told

I've treated this one like an old Rascal-tonk
Lots of bright Rascal lights and Flatts stage smoke

One day I’ll catch ‘em if I ain't got ‘em yet

'Cause I'm living in Rascal-Land

A Rascally rock star out of control

I'm living in Rascal-Land

Now I need a concert real bad

My friends all grew up, they settled down

Built nice little houses on the outskirts of town
I work on the weekdays, but Friday night
Yeah you can find me at any Rascal concert

'Cause I'm living in Rascal-Land

A Rascally rock star out of control

I'm living in Rascal-Land

Now I need a concert real bad

I'm always runnin'
Rascal-a-Flattin’

I'll have a good time it's true

But the way I‘ve been goin'

It's time that I slowed down
Before I get pulled over

Oh yeah ...

Well I'm living in Rascal-Land

A Rascally rock star out of control

I'm living in Rascal-Land

Now I need a concert real bad

Well I'm living in Rascal-Land

A Rascally rock star out of control

I'm living in Rascal-Land

Now I need a concert real bad

Yeah I need a concert real bad

Yeah I have got some miles to go

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My Kind of Boy

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “My Kind Of Girl” By: Collin Raye)

When I saw you in the store wearing a Rascal Flatts shirt
I said to myself, “Now there’s a boy for me”
And when I asked you to go for a ride
You stole my heart when you pulled up in a Flatt-out drive
I said, “How ‘bout some music,” you said, “You got ‘Feels Like Today’”

That’s when I knew you were my kind of boy

And when we started talking I could not believe my ears
You said you were a Rascal fan since “Prayin’ For Daylight”
You quoted Jay and Gary and my favorite Joe Don line
You said your favorite song would always be “I’m Movin’ On”

And when we went to dinner you wore your fringe jeans and converse
That’s when I knew you were my kind of boy

Yeah you march to the beat of a Flatt drum
The funny thing is that I love the same one
We both like to save for concerts and M&Gs
We’re peas in a pod, boy we’re two of a kind

I said, “I think I love you,” you said, “What’s not to love”
I thought about giving you the extra VIP for Saturday
I guess while I was thinking you were reading my mind
’Cause you pulled put the ticket and put in my hand, said, “I’ll pick ya up at 7:00”
You sent my head spinning like the first Gary hug
That’s when I knew you were my kind of boy

You sent my head spinning like the first Gary hug
That’s when I knew you were my kind of boy
My kind my kind of boy
My kind of boy
My kind my kind of boy
You’re my kind of boy
My kind my kind of boy
My kind of boy
My kind my kind of boy

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“My Love (is For Rascal Flatts)”

By: Teri Monahan

(To the tune of “(I can’t remember the title)” By: Randy Travis)

Well, I've hear these cute singers singin' 'bout how they can love,

Deeper than the oceans, higher than the stars above.

Well, I come from the country, and I know the Rascal’s are all mine.

I know they make me laugh, and they’re stars, they’re the brightest around.

I know I would do justice for the way I feel for them.

So I had to sing this song about all the things I knew.

My love is deepest for those Rascals.

Strongest for the Flatts.

Higher than the high notes they sing every now and then.

My love is purer than the sweat,

That falls on their sweet face.

And honest as the tunes on their CMT specials.

And longer than the songs by Rascal Flatts.

From the back roads to the headline shows with a million miles between,

There’s at least a million fans that love to sing along.

And every one is different, and every one's the same.

But no one can obsess more than the members of the Pound

Our love is deepest for those Rascals.

Strongest for the Flatts.

Higher than the high notes they sing every now and then.

Our love is purer than the sweat,

That falls on their sweet face.

And honest as the tunes on their CMT specials.

And longer than the songs by Rascal Flatts.

My love is deepest for those Rascals.

Strongest for the Flatts.

Higher than the high notes they sing every now and then.

My love is purer than the sweat,

That falls on their sweet face.

And honest as the tunes on their CMT specials.

And longer than the songs by Rascal Flatts.

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