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“Unbelievable”

By: Teri M.

(To the tune of “Unbelievable” by Diamond Rio)

 

They’re so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable
They’re a mouthful of anything and everything a girl could want
They ain't typical, they’re unpredictable, they’re not available, oh, but there’s no ring for Joe
Oh, my heart fell for someone so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable

Up 'til now my life has been so lonely and boring
But now I fill it up with RF cuz they’re so

Elegant, intelligent, heaven sent, all my money spent
I put everything down so I can see you from the lawn
They’re so wonderful, it's indisputable, it's undeniable, they’re got-to-havable
They’re music to my ears, and makes my heart sing, so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable

There's so many things
I want to tell them

Like I love them

But every time I talk
My alarm clock r-r-r-rings

They’re so elegant, intelligent, heaven sent, all my money spent
I put everything down so I can see you from the lawn
They’re so wonderful, it's indisputable, it's undeniable, they’re got-to-havable
They’re music to my ears, and makes my heart sing, kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable

Kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable
Kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable.

 

~*~*~

 

Wish I Had a Flatts Boy

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan (Idea from Suz)

(To the tune of Toby Keith’s “Should’ve been a Cowboy.”)

 

I bet we’ve all had the dream where we met RF and say
Joe Don have you ever thought of running away
Settling down, would you marry me

I asked him twice and begged him pretty please
He'd have said "Yes" in a New York minute
We never tied the knot
The time wasn't in it
I just stole a kiss as he drove away
He never hung his hat up at my place

I wish I had a Flatts boy

I love the way they dance and sing
Wearing out their six-string,

riding a Chevy on a Nashville drive
Stealing my young girl's heart
Just like Gary and Jay
Singing those meltin’ songs
Oh I wish I had a Flatts boy

 

Maybe you might have dreamed that other one
Running wild through the hills chasing Rascal Flatts
Ending up on the brink of the river
Or riding shotgun in that Chevy Blazer
Going west together, why can’t this be real
Oklahoma's full of whisin’, lovin’ and fun
Sleeping out all night beneath the desert stars
A dream in my eye and a prayer in my heart

 

I wish I had a Flatts boy

I love the way they dance and sing
Wearing out their six-string,

riding a Chevy on a Nashville drive
Stealing my young girl's heart
Just like Gary and Jay
Singing those meltin’ songs
Oh I wish I had a Flatts boy

 

I wish I had a Flatts boy

I love the way they dance and sing
Wearing out their six-string,

riding a Chevy on a Nashville drive
Stealing my young girl's heart
Just like Gary and Jay
Singing those meltin’ songs
Oh I wish I had a Flatts boy

 

~*~*~

 

“What a Rascal-full Life”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “What a Beautiful Day” By: Chris Gagle)

 

Day One, I stumbled on the These Days video on CMT.

Day Two, I bought the DVD and watched them all afternoon.

Caught “Total Release” on Day Fourteen,

And Day Sixty-Seven I realized that I’m obsessed.

 

Oh, what a feeling,

What a wonderful emotion.

Yeah, what a life.

Joining the Pound and listing...

To “Rascal Flatts” and “Melt”, all day long

Even if I had a chance to leave, I will choose to stay

Oh, Rascal Flatts…Oh, Rascal Flatts

 

Day One Sixteen, I realized Rascal-ing is what I’m doing for the rest of my life.

Day One Eighty Nine, Oh, I almost lost “Feels Like Today” to my foolish pride.

But I saw ‘em live on day Four Eighty Two,

And I got to meet ‘em on day Seven Sixty One.

 

Oh, what a feeling,

What a wonderful emotion.

Yeah, what a life.

Joining the Pound and listing...

To “Rascal Flatts” and “Melt”, all day long

Even if I had a chance to leave, I will choose to stay

Oh, Rascal Flatts…Oh, Rascal Flatts …Oh, Rascal Flatts

 

Day Eighteen Thousand Two hundred and Fifty Three,

Well, Rascal’s that’s fifty years.

Yeah, “Here’s To You” from me.

 

Oh, what a feeling,

What a wonderful emotion.

Yeah, what a life.

Joining the Pound and listing...

To “Rascal Flatts” and “Melt”,

All day long

Even if I had a chance to leave, I will choose to stay

Oh, Rascal Flatts…Oh, Rascal Flatts …Oh, Rascal Flatts…Oh, Rascal Flatts

 

Day One, I thank God I saw These Days on CMT.

 

 

*~*~*

 

We Got Nothin’ to Lose

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “I Got Nothin’ to Lose” By Josh Gracin)

 

They play noon time, down time, break time

Summertime, Coors Light time, anytime

They’re always looking pretty fine

A red light, green light, go

All fired upside, downtown

They’re playing there for me tonight

I spent a whole years pay to get these front rows

Oh, man, I’m drooling again, feeling good, come on lets go!

 

Oh yeah, by the way they groove

They got me melting in every season

Breaker, breaker 1-9, they’re the big ole Number One!

By now, they got me pretty obsessed

We might not have enough, let’s go anyways,

We got nothin’ to lose!

 

In the fans eyes they always win

Just by being them, hey Baby, they’re best at it!

All my life, I’ve been waiting to

Tell them “Thank You”

I fell head over heels!

Hey, “Here’s to you!”

 

Oh yeah, by the way they groove

They got me melting in every season

Breaker, breaker 1-9, they’re the big ole Number One!

By now, they got me pretty obsessed

We might not have enough, let’s go anyways,

We got nothin’ to lose!

 

Now we’re in the fast lane, going 98

Hurry, we can’t be late for my meet and greet

This chance to meet Rascals only comes once

So hey, we got ourselves nothin’ to lose!

 

Oh yeah, by the way they groove

They got me melting in every season

Breaker, breaker 1-9, they’re the big ole Number One!

By now, they got me pretty obsessed

We might not have enough, let’s go anyways,

We got nothin’ to lose!

 

Oh yeah, by the way they groove

They got me melting in every season

Breaker, breaker 1-9, they’re the big ole Number One!

By now, they got me pretty obsessed

We might not have enough, let’s go anyways,

We got nothin’ to lose!

 

Noon time, down time, break time

Summertime, Coors Light time, any time

They always look pretty fine

In their fans eyes they always win

All my life, I’ve been waiting to

Tell them “Thank You”

I fell head over heels!

Hey, “Here’s to you!”

We got nothin' to lose, yeah 

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If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~