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Good Song Rascals

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Good Ride Cowboy” by Garth Brooks)

                                           

From the home of Music Row, Nashville,
To the state of all their fans,
Came those three Rascals in cowboy hats,
An’ those sweet down to earth smiles.
And from fancy rooms to honky tonks,
They always sing a cowboy’s song..

An’ us fans act so young, havin’ soo much fun,

As we all sing along.

An we sing “I Miss Mayberry”
There’s only one way you’re gonna get back there.
When they sing the intro, be more like
Gary
,
Wait for you’re turn, an’ just LeVox it
When that favorite song starts and the crowd explodes

And them Rascals see you by the stage,
You tell them, Good song Rascals,
Good song.
(Sing a song.)

From gold singles to gold records,
Once again they’re spinnin’ ‘round. .

Took the whole world on,
As they turned to the next stage on the new huge tour

An’ from “Prayin’ For Daylight” to “Fast Cars”
The songs kept getting better each time

An' they do not slow down from town to town,

Like children runnin' through the rain.

An we sing “I Miss Mayberry”
There’s only one way you’re gonna get back there.
When they sing the intro, be more like
Gary
,
Wait for you’re turn, an’ just LeVox it
When that favorite song starts and the crowd explodes

And them Rascals see you by the stage,
You tell them, Good song Rascals,
Good song.


An we sing “I Miss Mayberry”
There’s only one way you’re gonna get back there.
When they sing the intro, be more like
Gary,
Wait for you’re turn, an’ just LeVox it
When that favorite song starts and the crowd explodes

And them Rascals see you by the stage,
You tell them, Good song Rascals,
Good song.

 

When they cross that state line
With the fans on the other side,

Singin' good song, Rascals, good song.

Say good songs, Rascals, good Song.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Get the money, Buy some Rascals

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” By: Big & Rich)

Well, they walk unto the stage
All the girls start to pass out
Cuz they’re so hott!

They give us chills and make us melt when they are singing to us
And they make us fans want more and more.
And everybody's jumping up
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
 
Cause them Rascals were here
And nobody can’t wait till they come again.

We make a lot of noise
Cause the Flatts
They are so awesome!
Riding up and down those highways
In their new tour bus…
And the girls say
Get the money, Buy some Rascals.
Everybody says
Get the money, Buy some Rascals

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
When I'm singing with them Rascal Flatts
While the fans are singing
Along to every song!
And I wouldn't trade these guys
Or my Chevrolet for your boy-band
Or your freak parade
We’re the only Rascals left in this town!

Cause them Rascals were here
And nobody can’t wait till they come again.

We make a lot of noise
Cause the Flatts
They are so awesome!
Riding up and down those highways
In their new tour bus
And the girls say
Get the money, Buy some Rascals.
Everybody says
Get the money, Buy some Rascals

This group is no boy-band
That's what we all said
In the back of the stage
Tuning the guitars, getting ready for the songs
Out on some back country road.
They are flying high
Singing, rockin’, having themselves a Rascal Flatts time
And they are going, just about as far as they possibly can.
You can’t get better
Than their Flatt-out awesome songs!
They all had me begging for one more
All night long
So they took out them guitars
Screamed “HERE’S TO YOU!”

And sang me every Rascal Flatts song from all their CD’s
And we sang…

Cause them Rascals were here
And nobody can’t wait till they come again.

We make a lot of noise
Cause the Flatts
They are so awesome!
Riding up and down those highways
In their new tour bus
And the girls say
Get the money, Buy some Rascals.
Everybody says
Get the money, Buy some Rascals

What? What?
Get the money, Buy some Rascals!
Everybody says
Get the money, Buy some Rascals!

 

*~*~*~*

 

“God Blessed Rascals”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “God Blessed Texas” By: Little Texas)

 

I’ve seen a lot of concerts
I’ve came from miles around
I’ve met some cool people
Gave some pretty good hugs

But after all I've witnessed one thing still amazes me

Just like a miracle you have to see to believe

’Cause God blessed Rascals with His own hand
Brought down three angles from the promised land
Gave ‘em stages where they come and sing
If ya wanna see heaven, Flatt-head, here’s your chance
I’ve been sent to spread their name (and)
God blessed Rascals

First the spotlights
Then, here they come on stage
Then they sing us that song
For all the fans they love
Well, everybody knows that Rascals work real hard for us fans
They take a little break, then the very next night,

God blessed Rascals with His own hand
Brought down three angles from the promised land
Gave ‘em stages where they come and sing
If ya wanna see heaven, Flatt-head, here’s your chance
I’ve been sent to spread their name (and)
God blessed Rascals

’Cause God blessed Rascals with His own hand
Brought down three angles from the promised land
Gave ‘em stages where they come and sing
If ya wanna see heaven, Flatt-head, here’s your chance
I’ve been sent to spread their name (and)
God blessed Rascals

 

I’ve been sent to spread their name (and)
God blessed Rascals

I’ve been sent to spread their name (and)
mmm…God blessed Rascals

 

If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~