“Crazy ‘Bout Rascal Flatts”
By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “Mercury Blues” by: Alan Jackson)
Well if I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd get online and buy a Rascal ticket or two
Crazy bout Rascal Flatts
Lord I'm crazy bout Rascal Flatts
I'm gonna buy me tickets
And turn their music up real loud
Well the boys I love
I met them through a friend
They’re known as Rascal Flatts
I
just heard Rascal Flatts
Lord I’m crazy bout Rascal Flatts
I'm gonna buy me tickets
And turn their music up real loud
Well hey now baby
You’ll look so fine
Singin’ and groovin on that stage’
Crazy bout Rascal Flatts
Lord I'm crazy bout Rascal Flatts
I'm gonna buy me tickets
And turn their music up real loud
Well I saved my money
Didn’t tell anybody why
Bought myself tickets, went a-cruisin to ‘em
I’m crazy bout Rascal Flatts
Yeah I’m crazy bout Rascal Flatts
And turn their music up real loud
Well if I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd get online and buy a Rascal ticket or two
Crazy bout Rascal Flatts
Lord I'm crazy bout Rascal Flatts
I'm gonna buy me tickets
And turn their music up real loud
*~*~*~*
“Christmas Wish”
By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “All I Want for Christmas (Is my two Front Teeth)”)
No
one at all understands my obsession
A meet and greet would be the best thing
You just don’t understand how bad
I really need those hugs
Yeah,
my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as can be
All I want for Christmas is a meet and greet
A
meet and greet
See
a meet and greet
Gee,
if I could only have a meet and greet
Then
I could tell them, "Here’s to you!"
It
seems so long since I saw ‘em live
”Welcome to the Rascal Flatts tour!”
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I’d
be, if I could only hug ‘em
All I want for Christmas is a meet and greet
A
meet and greet
See
a meet and greet
Gee,
if I could only have a meet and greet
Then
I could tell them, "Here’s to you!
All
I want for Christmas is a meet and greet
A
meet and greet
See
a meet and greet
Gee,
if I could only have a meet and greet
Then
I could tell them, "Here’s to you!"
It
seems so long since I saw ‘em live
”Welcome to the Rascal Flatts tour!”
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I’d
be, if I could only hug ‘em
All I want for Christmas is a meet and greet
A
meet and greet
See
a meet and greet
Gee,
if I could only have a meet and greet
Then
I could tell them, "Here’s to you!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
“Concerts
are a Highway”
By Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
[To the tune “Life is a Highway” by Rascal Flatts”]
Concert’s
like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here and the next day gone
Sometimes its lawn and sometimes front
row
Sometimes you even get to meet them
There's a world outside ev'ry darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you
anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the closest show
We won't hesitate
To
break down the tour bus door
There's not much time left today
CHORUS:
Concerts
are a highway
I wanna sing right along
If you're coming my way
I wanna drive it all night long
Through
all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This
is the road and these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Knock
me down get back up again
You're in my blood
I'm not a lonely fan
There's no load I can't hold
Roads are rough, this I know
I'll
be there when the lights go down
Just tell 'em we're survivors
REPEAT
CHORUS
Gimme
gimme gimme gimme yeah
REPEAT
CHORUS
There
was a distance between you and I
You way up there, I had lawn
But now I look you in the eye
There
ain't no load that I can't hold
Roads are rough, this I know
I'll be there when the lights go down
Just tell 'em
we're survivors
REPEAT
CHOURS
