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Bumper of my Chevrolet

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Bumper of my SUV” By: Chelly Wright)

I’ve got a bright green sticker on the back of my car
Say Rascal Flatts Rocks
And yesterday a lady in a mini-van held up her middle finger at me

Does she think she knows who’s number one
Or the reason why I love ‘em
Just by looking at a sticker for Rascal Flatts
On the bumper of my Chevrolet

See, I went through a rough time when I was about 14 years old
And “I’m Movin’ On” helped me through
They do their best and its great
They earned every award and even more
Just by being themselves
That’s why I got a sticker for Rascal Flatts
On the bumper of my Chevrolet

But that doesn’t mean that’s all I listen to
And if it is, that’s ok too
They’ve gone around this crazy world
Just to see the smiles on fans like me

Yes, I want to meet them
To say, “Thanks, ‘Here’s to You!’”
That’s why I got a sticker for Rascal Flatts
On the bumper of my Chevrolet

Cause I’ve seen ‘em in concert
And I came from miles around
I make my own Rascal shirts to support

I still need to thank for all they do for us fans

But I guess I wanna know where she's been

Before she judges and gestures to me

Cause she don't like my sticker

For Rascal Flatts

On the bumper of my Chevrolet

So I hope that lady in her mini-van

Turns on her radio and hears this from us

As she picks up her kids from their day at school

And drives to the store safely on our city streets
On her way to buy her copy of “Feels Like Today”
Yeah, that's why I've got a sticker for Rascal Flatts

On the bumper of my Chevrolet

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“Before He Cheats”
By Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
[To the tune of “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood]

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
By the front row, getting frisky...
Right now, he's probably singin’ “Broken Road” into her ear
Makin’ her heart just melt...
Right now, he's probably jumpin’ up to catch a drum stick,
Tellin’ her he’ll teach her later...
And he don't know...

That I won tickets to the show,
And can see him from my lovely fourth row seats...
I can see him even better thanks to spotlights,
But I’m here with his best friend
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's on radio singing some
white-trash version of Rascal karaoke..
Right now, she's probably getting Cherry Coke
and he's thinking that their gonna have a party,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 bottles worth of that Men’s Curve cologne...
And he don't know...

That I won tickets to the show,
And can see him from me lovely fourth row seats...
I can see him even better thanks to spotlights,
But I’m here with his best friend
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next show that he goes to...
Oh, you know it won't be with me!
No...not with me