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“Rascal Girl”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of Jessica Andrews’ “Summer Girl”)

 

I drive a Red Nova
My bumper sticker reads

“Rascal Flatts Rock”

Yeah, you know that that’s true

What they do is a serious thing

Give their girls a diamond ring

Joe’s got a new tattoo

I think you’ll like it too
And in my mind
Their sun shines
All the time

Chorus:

(‘Cause) I’m just a Rascal girl

I wear RF shirts
When I let my hair down
(That's when the concert starts)
(The party never stops)
Who needs a boyfriend

I got the Pounders
When we get together
The summer never ends
Yeah yeah, oh oh oh
(We’re just Rascal girls)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

Converse and Fringe jeans

Guitar picks and drum sticks

We all hope for one

When they all play those great songs

No one will wanna sit

You’ll just dance around

They’ll raise you’re luck

They’ll even brighten you’re hopes

In our world

Day or night

Rain or shine

(Repeat Chorus)

Rap:

Everybody needs a little bit of Rascals

Everybody needs time to unwind

Everybody's got to have a good time

(We’re just Rascal girls)

Everybody get up on your feet

Everybody got to shake your body

Everybody got a right to be free

(We’re just Rascal Girls)

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)


(Repeat Chorus and Rap)

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Rascal Flatts”
By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “Tim McGraw” by Taylor Swift)

 

I said the way Jay’s blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
You said: 'That's a lie'
Just 3 boys on a cool, bright stage
That could dance and sing for me all night long,
Oh yeah, every night
An' I was right there beside them all summer long
An' then the time we woke up to find that summer'd gone

 

But when you think: Rascal Flatts,
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long:
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness,
[I] hope you think our first Rascal concert
Think of our Rascal CDs,
An' my faded RF tee
When you think Rascal Flatts,
I hope you think of me

 

September saw a month of tears,
An' thankin' God that they weren't here,
To see me like that
But in a box beneath my bed,
Is a CD that you never heard,
From three summers back
It's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet,
An' lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe:

 

But when you think: Rascal Flatts,
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long:
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness,
[I] hope you think our first Rascal concert
Think of our Rascal CDs,
An' my faded RF tee
When you think Rascal Flatts,
I hope you think of me

 

And I'm back for the first time since then:
I'm standin' by my seat,
An' there's a letter left on your old seat,
An' the first thing that you'll read:

 

Is: 'When you think: Rascal Flatts,
'I hope you think my favorite song'
Some day you'll turn your radio on,
I hope you can come back to that place
When you think happiness,
[I] hope you think: Our first Rascal concert 
Think of our Rascal CDs,
An' my faded RF tee
When you think Rascal Flatts,
I hope you think of me
Oh, think of me,
Mmmm

 

I said the way Jay’s blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
You said: 'That's a lie'

 

*~*~*~

 

Rascal Yacht Club

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of Greig Morgan’s “Redneck Yacht Club”)

 

Meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That a lot of fans know
There's no signin' up, no monthly dues

Get your favorite Rascal Flatts shirt and your CDs an’ fire ’em up
Meet us out at Rascal Love
Come on in' the waters fine
Just idle on over an' toss ‘em a song


Two guitars, a drummer and a lead singer

Play together with their perfect harmonies
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long

Side by side, there's five hundred plus fans

Even some out on the water joining in

Regular fans rocking the boat, that's us

The Rascal Yacht Club


Converse and fringe on the jeans

They popped their first CD in at 10 am: That RF

They’re our Presidents

They even make sure the girls way up there

Is having the best time, of their life

Everybody’s singin’ along
Later on when the sun goes down
They’ll pull out their picks and those old guitars
An' sing another set


Two guitars, a drummer and a lead singer

Play together with their perfect harmonies
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long

Side by side, there's five hundred plus biggest fans

Even some out on the water joining in

Regular fans rocking the boat, that's us

The Rascal Yacht Club


When the concert’s over and we're all alone
Well be singin’ along in a no-wake zone


Two guitars, a drummer and a lead singer

Play together with their perfect harmonies
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long

Side by side, there's five hundred plus biggest fans

Even some out on the water joining in

Regular fans rocking the boat, that's us

The Rascal Yacht Club

Rascal Yacht Club
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na)
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na)
The Rascal’s Yacht Club
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na)
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na)

 

*~*~*~*

 

“Rascally Men”

Written By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan (idea from Suz)

(To the tune of “Trashy Women” by Confederate Railroad)

 

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my Rascally music and men drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and, ah, symphonies
But I like my music how I like my men wild.

Yeah, and I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.
When they wear their jeans just right and their hair is spiked,
Right amount of gel, and, ah, a lot of fans
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.

You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, girl, he ain't no kid!
That's a Vegas stripper in a Joe Don Rooney wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't he cool! That's the kind I dig!"

 Yeah, and I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.
When they wear their jeans just right and their hair is spiked,
Right amount of gel, and, ah, a lot of fans
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah, and I like 'em sexy, I like 'em amazin’ and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract, well I don't agree
I want a man just as Rascally as me
Yeah, I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.

 

Yeah, and I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.
When they wear their jeans just right and their hair is spiked,
Right amount of gel, and, ah, a lot of fans
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my men just a little on the Rascally side.
 
Yeah, I like my men and I like 'em on the Rascally side!

 

~*~*~*~

 

Rascalville

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of "Boondocks" by Little Big Town)


I feel no shame
I'm proud of where I came from
I was born and raised in Rascalville
One thing I know
No matter where I go
I keep my heart and soul in Rascalville


And I can feel that

Rush when they come on stage
And I can hear those

Heaven sent melodies
They sing to me and
It sounds familiar


I feel no shame
I'm proud of where I came from
I was born and raised in Rascalville
One thing I know
No matter where I go
I keep my heart and soul in Rascalville


And I can hear that
Rascal Flatts song and it's still so sweet
When they sing it

On the stage to all their great fans
Yeah, and it calls to us like a warm wind blowing

I feel no shame
I'm proud of where I came from
I was born and raised in Rascalville
One thing I know
No matter where I go
I keep my heart and soul in Rascalville


They all taught me about living
They all taught me about love
They all taught me about working hard
And having a little was just enough


They all taught me about Jesus
And knowing where I stand
You can take it or leave it
This is me
This is who I am


Give me a big stage
A front porch or a

Big backyard
And that's home to me
It feels like home to me

I feel no shame
I'm proud of where I came from
I was born and raised in Rascalville
One thing I know
No matter where I go
I keep my heart and soul in Rascalville
I keep my heart and soul in Rascalville


You get money

I'll get a phone
We'll go see Rascal Flatts in concert

Five-hour concert on a Saturday night
Church on Sunday morning


You get money

I'll get a phone
We'll go see Rascal Flatts in concert
(Down in Rascalville)

Five-hour concert on a Saturday night
Church on Sunday morning

You get money

I'll get a phone
We'll go see Rascal Flatts in concert
(Down in rascalville)

Five-hour concert on a Saturday night
Church on Sunday morning


(Get a little Rascal for me)

 

~*~*~*~

“Rascal Flatts Obsessed”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “I Believe” By Diamond Rio)

 

Every now and then,
Soft as a whisper in my dreams,
I feel ‘the Flatts’ come back again,
And it's like they haven’t been,
Gone a moment from my ear
Like the radio batteries never died
Like the hands of time were holding them with me

 

And with all my heart I'm sure,
They’re louder than they ever were
I do have to hear and see,
I've got all the proof  I need
There are more than angels watching over me
I’m obsessed
Oh, I’m obsessed

 

Now when batteries die your life can’t on
It does end there when there're gone
Every soul is filled with grief,
It should never end and I'm right,
Our love can even reach across eternity
I’m obsessed
Oh, I’m obsessed

 

Forever, Rascals are a part of me
Forever, in the heart of me
I will hold them even longer if I can
Oh, the people who don't hear the best,
Say that I obsess to much
If that makes me crazy, then I am,
'Cause I’m obsessed

Oh I’m obsessed

 

There are more than angels watching over me
I’m obsessed
Oh, I’m obsessed

 

Every now and then,
Soft as a whisper in my dreams,
I feel ‘the Flatts’ come back again,
And I’m obsessed

 

~*~*~*~

 

Rascal Chicks Dig ‘Em

BY Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Chicks Dig It” by: Chris Cagle)

 

Hey ya’ll watch this!

Rascal Flatts, Live from the Beach

Standin’ tall on that stage by the water

Lookin’ cool like they always do

I told all of the neighborhood

Said hey ya’ll, watch this

My fate was a back row seat

And my reward was a meet and greet

When daddy asked me how I liked it

I made him laugh out loud when I told him

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

 

The picture may fade

But we will always have the memories of that hug, oh yeah

We might have met ‘em only for a minute

But life is short so go on and love ‘em

Cause Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

Oh yeah, mmmm

 

Back on the bus, on the way to another show

They’d do anything for us Flatt-heads

Drivin’ fast so they will make it on time

Then out comes Jay, then Gary, and Joe Don

The police came and called my father

But I met Rascal Flatts

And when the judge asked me why I jumped that fence

He threw the book at me when I told him

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

 

The picture may fade

But we will always have the memories of that hug, oh yeah

We might have met ‘em only for a minute

But life is short so go on and love ‘em

Cause Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

Oh yeah. Ohh, oh

 

Just throw away those old boy-bands CDs

And then sit back, relax, enjoy the Flatts

 

The picture may fade

But we will always have the memories of that hug, oh yeah

We might have met ‘em only for a minute

But life is short so go on and love ‘em

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

 

The picture may fade

But we will always have the memories of that hug, oh yeah

We might have met ‘em only for a minute

But life is short so go on and love ‘em

It don’t matter if ya meet or if ya ever do

Hey Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

Oh yeah, Rascal Chicks dig ‘em, Mmm

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em, Ah, hey, aw yeah

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em

 

I got this picture when I was 15 years old

Showing off for Rascal Flatts on my Meet and greet

And the one over my door, well I got that back in ‘04

Jumpin’ over the fence

Just to meet them hotties again…

And I did!! Hah, oh

Rascal Chicks dig ‘em!

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Rascal Boot Scootin' Boogie”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Boot Scootin Boogie” By: Brooks&Dunn)


Out in the country
Past the city limits sign
Where there's a honky tonk
Near the county line
The crowd starts screamin' every time
When the band comes on
They got guitars, great music, and smoke
They’re where all the cowboy folk
Go to Rascal boot scootin' boogie

They’ve got a good job
They work hard for their money
When it's quittin' time
They hit the door singin'
They fire up their Chevy truck
And listen to they’re fans scream
They go flyin' down that highway
To that next stage
Even way out in the woods
To do the Rascal boot scootin' boogie

Yeah, heel, toe, docie do
Come on baby, let's go Rascalin’
Oh, Chevrolet, Cadillac, baby meet me in the front
We're gonna boogie
Oh, get Jay, call Gary, go to Joe’s:
Rascal boot scootin' boogie

 

The Pop lady asks me
Says, "Girl what'll it be?"
I want a shot at those Rascals yonder lookin' at me
The whole bands hoppin'
And they’re hotter than the Fourth of July
I see outlaws, inlaws, crooks and straights
All out makin' it shake
Doin' the Rascal boot scootin' boogie

Yeah, heel, toe, docie do
Come on baby, let's go boot Rascalin'
Oh, Chevrolet, Cadillac, baby meet me in the front
We're gonna boogie
Oh, get Jay, call Gary, go to Joe’s
Rascal boot scootin' boogie

 

*~*~*~*

 

“Rascal Flatts Fan”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Mississippi Girl” by: Faith Hill)

 

Yeah…Well, it’s a long way from my house in the city
To the big stage their singing on tonight
And sometimes the butterflies still get us
When they give us a smile

And some people seem to think that we’ve changed
Since before we saw our Rascals live
But in our soul, we know that we’re the same way
That we have and will always be

‘Cause a Rascal Flatts fan don’t changer their ways
Just ‘cause people try to get us to
Ain’t big headed from all those awards
We still love listing to the debut
Singin’ along to every single word
They may know us all around the world
But, ya’ll, we’re still a Rascal Flatts fan…Whoo!

Well, we come from miles around
To see Rascal Flatts on that big stage
But we don’t forget where we came from, or going next
That’s just us, chasing Rascals

Whoo! …‘Cause a Rascal Flatts fan don’t changer their ways
Just ‘cause people try to get us to
Ain’t big headed from all those awards
We still love listing to the debut
Singin’ along to every single word
They may know us all around the world
But, ya’ll, we’re still a Rascal Flatts ------ fan

Rascal Flatts fan! Oh, oh
Rascal Flatts fan!
Rascal Flatts fan!
Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Rascal Flatts fan!

Na, na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na, na.... (Fade)

 

*~*~*~*

 

“Rascal Girl”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Baby Girl” By: Sugarland)


They say this town, the stars came out all the time
Well, I don't know, can't see 'em, I don’t have the money to get in

And it’s a long way from here to the place where the Rascals come
Well Its Two thousand miles and one left turn

Dear Mom and Dad
Please send tickets. I'm so broke that it ain't funny
I don't need much, just as long as I get to see ‘em

Please don't say no, I’ve been good
See they’re playin' here at the bar tonight
This time I'm gonna make my dreams come true
Well I want this more than anything in the world
Love, your Rascal Girl

Black top, blue sky, big town full big Flatt-heads
Everybody's your friend in the Rascal’s shirts
They got Joe Don, Jay, and Gary, they put on the best shows
So I’ve heard, I wanna know for sure

Dear Mom and Dad,
Please send tickets. I'm so broke that it ain't funny
I don’t need much just as long as I get to see ‘em

Please don't say no, I’ve been good,
See they’re playin' here at the bar tonight
This time I'm gonna make my dreams come true
Well I want this more than anything in the world
Love, your Rascal Girl

I know that they’re on their way
Well I can tell every time I hear their songs
And I know it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing
When I can write to you and say

Dear Mom and Dad,
I sent pictures. I had front row tickets, and I’m not playin
Well it was the best day of my life when I got those hugs

Thanks for not saying no,
See I got to meet Rascals at the Ritz last week!

What do ya know I made my dreams came true
And there were fancy lights and guitar picks
And ya know how much they all mean to me
Well they all add up to nothing compared to you
Well Remember me in Rascal Flatts t-shirts
I still love you more than anything in the world
Love, your Rascal Girl

 

*~*~*

 

“Rascal Girl”
By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “Pickup Man” by: Joe Diffie)

 

Well I saw my Rascal obsession back in ‘03
Drove my family half crazy talkin’ Rascally talk
Bought all the CDs and such, and didn’t think twice
When I spent my life savings on those lawn seats
When I tried to give ‘em a kiss I began to understand
There’s just something men like about a Rascally girl

When I turned sixteen, I saved a few hundred bucks
My first plan was front row seats
Stared cruisin’ the net and got meet and greets
Met  Gary, Jay and Joe Don, made me feel like a queen
They gave me hugs and signed  my CD cover, Jay said
“I love to see new fans, we love Rascal Girls”


You can set my CDs on fire, throw ‘em down a hill
But I still wouldn’t trade ‘em for Gorge Straight
They got all the top songs that everyone knows
You know if it weren’t for the Flatts we wouldn’t have Flatt-heads
I met all my boyfriends at concerts,
You know there’s something men like about a Rascal Girl

 

Most Friday nights, I can be found
In the back of Printers Alley thinkin’ of old times
Sit back, relax, enjoy the Flatts’ show
You know the close stage lights give off romantic glows
I never have to make my way to be close to the stage

There's just something men like about a Rascal Girl

You can set my CDs on fire, throw ‘em down a hill
But I still wouldn’t trade ‘em for Gorge Straight
They got all the top songs that everyone knows
You know if it weren’t for the Flatts we wouldn’t have Flatt-heads
I met all my boyfriends at concerts,
You know there’s something men like about a Rascal Girl

Listening to the CDs or wearin’ an RF shirt

Once around the block and you'll know what I mean

You can set my CDs on fire, throw ‘em down a hill
But I still wouldn’t trade ‘em for Gorge Straight
They got all the top songs that everyone knows
You know if it weren’t for the Flatts we wouldn’t have Flatt-heads
I met all my boyfriends at concerts,
You know there’s something men like about a Rascal Girl

 

*~*~*

 

Rascal Flattsville

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “Broken Heartsville” by Joe Nichols)


We wear those Rascal Flatts shirts every where
Their CDs never leave any of our CD players
Before you start to ask why, sit on back
All I can say is: “DJ, play me some Rascal Flatts.”

Here’s to the best, yeah you know it’s true.
Who else is better than them?
Here’s to the men, who rock my world,
Those angels from above.
I think the devil runs the Country Weekly Boards.
I’ve seen the nasty things that are said.
Not under my watch, I’ll fix those people,

I live in Rascal Flattsville.

It was a long cold wait for these first rows
But that kiss from Rascals was so hot
Sang their last song and waved goodbye.
Well, not for long, I got tickets for tomorrow

 

Here’s to the best, yeah you know it’s true.
Who else is better than them?
Here’s to the men, who rock my world,
Those angels from above.
I think the devil runs the Country Weekly Boards.
I’ve seen the nasty things that are said.
Not under my watch, I’ll fix those people,

I live in Rascal Flattsville.

Here’s to the best, yeah you know it’s true.
Who else is better than them?
Here’s to the men, who rock my world,
Those angels from above.
I think the devil runs the Country Weekly Boards.
I’ve seen the nasty things that are said.
Not under my watch, I’ll fix those people,

I live in Rascal Flattsville.

~*~*~

 

Rascal-Time

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of Kenny Chesney’s “Summer Time”)

 

Rascal-time is finally here
That new number one is what they play
Up on that big stage

Man I can see the Flatts

Day’s over, the nights roll in

Man, just like a long lost friend

You ain't seen in a while

You can't help but smile

Two mayonnaise white feet on the dashboard

Young love and an old Ford

Cool shades and a tattoo

And a Coors Light bottle on the floorboard

Rascal song on the radio

Sing along 'cause it's one we know

It's a smile, yeah its time
Yeah we love ya Blake, But it's Rascal-time

Sweet Rascal-time

Temperature says 93

We’re on the highway, 75 miles-per-hour
Beating the traffic

To the Rascal show

We got Rascal Flatts tee-shirts on

But the boys' hearts still skip a beat
When they see all us girls
Up by the stage

Two mayonnaise white feet on the dashboard

Young love and an old Ford

Cool shades and a tattoo

And a Coors Light bottle on the floorboard

Rascal song on the radio

Sing along 'cause it's one we know

It's a smile, yeah its time
Yeah we love ya Blake, But it's Rascal-time

Sweet Rascal-time

They play more songs
And we know every one

Don't matter how old you are

If you know what I'm talkin' 'bout

Yeah baby when you got

Two mayonnaise white feet on the dashboard

Young love and an old Ford

Cool shades and a tattoo

And a Coors Light bottle on the floorboard

Rascal song on the radio

Sing along 'cause it's one we know

It's a smile, yeah its time
Yeah we love ya Blake, But it's Rascal-time

Sweet Rascal-time

 

~*~*~*~*~*~

 

Rascally-er Than Me

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Drunker Than Me” by Trent Tomlison)


Oh, yeah

Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation

In your inability to handle your libation

Go zero to sixty

When you get on the Rascals

Well, used to be a song or two

And you'd be fine all evenin'

Now I'm the one who says we're done

And tells us when we're leavin'

Well, I miss the way that it was

Can't even catch the best song

'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home

Whose got the credit card, got the seats

Who'll pay the bill, call the bend

I don't mean to make you mad

But I don't want that responsibility

And I can't be with any man, baby

Who gets Rascally-er than me

Well, I never thought it'd come to this

When I said, have another

'Cause, baby, you turned into me

And I became my mother

Well, here's what I'm thinkin'

You're interferin' with my Rascalin’

I think I have an answer to our present situation

'Cause you an' me out on the town's

Got built in limitations

So let me make this clear

Hey, I'm the one who's Rascalin' here

'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home

Who's got the credit card, got the seats

Who'll pay the bill, call the bend

I don't mean to make you mad

But I don't want that responsibility

And I can't be with any man, baby

Who gets Rascally-er than me

I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time

But I darn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine

You ain't gonna ruin my Rascal-time, baby

'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home

Whose got the credit card, got the seats

Who'll pay the bill, call the bend

I don't mean to make you mad

But I don't want that responsibility

And I can't be with any man, baby

Who gets Rascally-er than me

No, I can't be with any man, baby

Who gets Rascally-er than me, yeah

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

Rascal 12 Days of Christmas

By:Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Redneck 12 Days of Christmas” by Jeff Foxworthy)

 

Whoo! Somebody done been on the internet!

Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas!

You cleaned up! What'd you get?

 

Five Rascal shirts!
Four Melt CDs,
Three Rascal key chains,
Two of the other,
And some cardboard cut-out Rascal Flatts.

 

You fool, you got jipped! There's twelve days to Christmas!

I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.

That's yours, too?!

 

Yeah! Twelve TV specials,

Eleven Rascal tickets,
Ten backstage passes,
Nine Rascal Flatts hats,
Eight days in Nashville,
Seven point buck like Gary’s,
Six green guitars,

Five Rascal shirts!
Four Melt CDs,
Three Rascal key chains,
Two of the other,
And some cardboard cut-out Rascal Flatts.

 

Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!

Naw, they're Rascal gifts!

Rascal gifts?!

Yeah, you know, like if you buy your wife earrings that can spell out Rascal Flatts. Or  you put all the songs on a plaque from “Rascal Flatts.” Or your weekends are filled with long road trips to front row Rascal Flatts concerts.Or you put “Merry Rascally Christmas” in lights. Or if you leave Joe Don, Gary, and Jay cookies for Santa Clause.

What's wrong with that?

I didn't say anything wrong with it, it's hard to beat!

 

Twelve TV specials,

Eleven Rascal tickets,
Ten backstage passes,
Nine Rascal Flatts hats,
Eight days in Nashville,
Seven point buck like Gary’s,
Six green guitars,

Five Rascal shirts!
Four Melt CDs,
Three Rascal key chains,
Two of the other,
And some cardboard cut-out Rascal Flatts.

 

Well, you know you can't really consider it a Christmas unless you go down to Music Row, Tennessee and visit Printer's Alley!

You're not listening to me. Get the Rascal ear muffs off your ears. That's where the eight days in Nashville comes in. I'm gonna do it for you again. Now listen.

 

Twelve TV specials,

Eleven Rascal tickets,
Ten backstage passes,
Nine Rascal Flatts hats,
Eight days in Nashville,
Seven point buck like Gary’s,
Six green guitars,

Five Rascal shirts!
Four Melt CDs,
Three Rascal key chains,
Two of the other,
And some cardboard cut-out Rascal Flatts!!!!!!!!!!

 

Are you crying?

Naw, just my allergies.

Happy holidays, everybody.

If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~