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“Songs About Me”
By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Songs About Me” by: Trace Adkins)

 

I met a guy on the red eye

He spotted my CDs and said, “What music is that?”

I said, “The best of the best,

Country singers Rascal Flatts, I just can’t get enough!”

He said, “I'm sorry but I've never been crazy

‘Bout that twang and trains and uh, meltin’ thing,

What ever drew you to music and guys like that?”

I just looked at him and laughed and said,

 

“‘Cause it's songs about me and who I am

Songs about loving and living and

Good hearted lyrics of family and God

Yeah they're all just songs about me

Songs about me!”

 

So I offered him tickets

I said, “You'll see what I mean if you show up tonight”

He said, “I doubt you'll change my opinion

I'll be kind of busy, but hey girl, I'll try”

Then later on when they finished their songs about

Life and love and movin’ on

I saw him; he was standing there right next to the stage

And he shouted, “Girl you were right

It was like they sang those,

 

Songs about me and who I am

Songs about loving and living and

Good hearted lyrics of family and God

Yeah they're all just songs about me

Songs about me”

 

So they’ll just keep on singing

'til they hear the whole world singing

 

Those are songs about us and who we are

Songs about loving and living and

Good hearted lyrics of all us fans

Yeah they're all just songs for us

O, “Here’s to you!!”

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Something More”

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Something More” by Sugarland)

 

Monday, hard to wake up
Go to the bank,  take out a loan
Yeah, this might be the time I get those seats
I want to get those passes, and that’s for sure
I’m running out of batteries and out of CDs
Never gonna give up seeing ‘em live

There's gotta be something more

Gotta be more than this
I need a little less CD time
I need a little more Rascals

I'm gonna take my chances

Taking a chance I might
Get those tickets and passes

There's gotta be something more

Five years and there's no doubt
that I really need to see ‘em again
so now boss man, here’s to me, and
Next week, I'm not comin’ in; seeing my boys,
I could come to work that day but why?
I got better Rascally things to do

There's gotta be something more

Gotta be more than this
I need a little less CD time
I need a little more Rascals

I'm gonna take my chances

Taking a chance I might
Get those tickets and passes

There's gotta be something more

Some believe in destiny, and some believe in fate
I believe that Rascals want to meet every fan they can

You best believe that I'm not gonna wait

'Cause there's gotta be something more

I get home 11:30 the house is dirty, but it can wait

Yeah, 'cause right now I need some more Rascal-time
to listen to the CDs and celebrate
My Meet and Greet was so much fun
and I really want another one, that for sure.

There's gotta be something more!

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

Settle for Lawn Seats

By Teri “RF Girl” Monahan

(To the tune of “Settle For a Slow Down” by Dierks Bentley)

 

I must look just like a fool here
On their website at 12-noon
Waiting for the lil icon
And having the computer fail
Man my internet sure does suck

A man can see for a hundred miles

So I'm still praying I might see
The glow of Rascal lights

but my wheels just turn

Down the road ahead
There’s a RF show
In my town tonight
I keep lookin’ for

The slightest sign for any of them

By the tour buses
I know there’s nothing stopping me now

Yeah, I’d even settle for lawn seats

The next day and no more tickets
This weekend I have a chance
To see the lights of Rascals
But ‘puters slow

But my wheels just turn

Down the road ahead
There’s a RF show
In my town tonight
I keep lookin’ for

The slightest sign for any of them

By the tour buses
I know there’s nothing stopping me now

Yeah, I’d even settle for lawn seats


But my wheels just turn

Down the road ahead
There’s a RF show
In my town tonight
Yeah, they’re just 3 tiny dots in front of those stage lights 50 rows ahead
But that don’t matter
I know there’s nothing stopping me now

Yeah, I’d even settle for lawn seats

I’d settle for lawn seats

Yeah, just one lawn seat
I’d settle for lawn seats.

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

“Seem So Small”
By Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune of “So Small” by  Carrie Underwood)

 

What you have if you don’t have fun?
The kind that you just, just can’t live without
It's okay to sing really loud
Go ahead and let the light shine through
I know it's hard on a rainy day
You don’t wanna dig the ‘brella out
Or have to stand in mud
Don’t miss good memories

 

Sometimes all I can afford is lawn
But I go anyways
Sometimes I’m lucky and get back row
The bills can wait
Oh, When you figure out fun is all that matters after all
You don’t even care if they
Seem so small

 

It's so easy to get lost inside
A sold out show means huge crowds, traffic jams
We’re in the car goin’ nowhere
Wastin’ time and gas
While we're sittin’ round thinking about what we can eat
We’re listenin’ to their brand new CD
Time flies by when you’re havin’ fun
We’re makin’ it count, this is the time of our lives

 

Sometimes all I can afford is lawn
But I go anyways
Sometimes I’m lucky and get back row
The bills can wait
Oh, When you figure out fun is all that matters after all
You don’t even care if they
Seem so small

 

Sometimes all I can afford is lawn
But I go anyways
Sometimes I’m lucky and get back row
The bills can wait
Oh, When you figure out fun is all that matters after all
You don’t even care if they
Oh, you don’t care if they
Seem so small


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“See ya Next Show [The Fans Understand]”
By: Teri : RF Girl” Monahan
(To the tune: “I'm With The Band” by: Little Big Town)

 

Last night in Memphis
Tonight in New Orleans
Tomorrow I'll be miles from here
Wouldn’t change a thing, not change a thing 

 

Sweet gypsy highway
Won't you let me chase that bus
'Cause I’m listening to their song,  “Take Me There”
And tonight I’m gonna  meet ’em, gonna meet ’em

 

Lord, I was born with a suitcase in my hand
Livin' in a life that few could undertand
Sometimes it gets so confusin'
That I don't know where I am
[But] I always know who I'm seein’
[I'm] seein’ the band

 

Low gas, time midnight
Pull on over to fill her up
Watchin' the world through the windshield
And we're rollin' again, rollin' again

 

Lord, I was born with a suitcase in my hand
Livin' in a life that few could undertand
Sometimes it gets so confusin'
That I don't know where I am
[But] I always know who I'm seein’
[I'm] seein’ the band

 

Lord, I was born with a suitcase in my hand
Livin' in a life that few could undertand
Sometimes it gets so confusin'
That I don't know where I am
[But] I always know who I'm seein’
[I'm] seein’ the band

 

Last night in Memphis
Tonight in New Orleans
Tomorrow I'll be miles from here
Wouldn’t change a thing, see ya next show

 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 

"Small Town"

By: Teri “RF Girl” Monahan
[To the Tune of “Famous in a Small Town” by Miranda Lambert

They say life is so much sweeter
Through the telephoto lens of fame
Around here you get just as much attention
Cheerin' at Rascal Flatts night time show

 

I dreamed of going to Nashville
Put my money down and placed my bet
But I just got the first buck of the season
I made the front row of their show in town tonight

 

Every last one, route one, rural hearts is gonna be there tonight
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows them just a little too well
Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
Hey their songs gonna mean something
Everybody will be there in a small town

 

Tyler and Casey broke up
It ended pretty quietly
We heard he gave her ticket to another mama
That's just what they let us all believe

 

Every last one, route one, rural hearts is gonna be there tonight
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows them just a little too well
Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
Hey their songs gonna mean something
Everybody will be there in a small town

 

Baby who
Needs their life wasted away at a job
Me and you
We've been stars of their crowd since we were 17

 

Let's go on down to the quick stop
Wear your yellow shades
And I'll put on my tight jeans
And we'll just spend the weekend burnin' rubber
We’ll see them tomorrow, like we never left

 

Every last one, route one, rural hearts is gonna be there tonight
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows them just a little too well
Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
Hey their songs gonna mean something
Everybody will be there in a small town

If another artist is mentioned in any of these parodies, I mean no harm. If I offend you, please don't take it to heart. It was meant to make you laugh, not cry. I hope you understand. I am also not Rascal Flatts or related to them, or Lyric Street Records in any way. I'm just a BIG fan. And lastly, I dont mind if you print off my parodies and share them with frineds, but I do ask you to give me credit. Please, and thank you. ~Teri~